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Old 12-03-2006
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The Incredible Vending Machine

Ok, gonna restart this one...

The idea is you walk up to a vending machine. But this vending machine is special, you can insert anything you want, and you can get anything in the world back.

So what you do is you look at the post above yours to see what the person inserted, then you get to decide what they get back in return. After that, you get to insert something and wait for someone else to tell you what you get back...

Example: Person 1 inserts a busted lightbulb. Person 2 then tells person one what they receive in exchange for the light bulb, and inserts something them self. Then person three does the same, and so on...

I'll start...

I insert a high school yearbook

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Old 12-03-2006
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From the depths of the mighty iNcReDiBle VENDING machine...
You recieve: An invitation to a high school reunion.

I insert a Monopoly Board.
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You receive a Community Chest card giving you a bank error and $200. Unfortunately this is in Monopoly money.

I insert a bald monkey
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Old 12-04-2006
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And then you go bald

I'm gonna toss in old peanut shells.
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You put in peanut shells and get out a very large hungry elephant. I put the elephant back in ( who has room for an elephant)
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you put in the elephant...out comes a peanut butter sandwich with a trunk of memories..I put in my resume

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you receive a rejection letter and a marriage proposal, stapled together...

I insert the peanut butter sandwich I found on the ground in front of the machine...
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You get another vending machine of your very own... but it is empty except for a jam sandwich ...I put in my mother-in-law...
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you get a notice notifying you the proposal was from her, and she is released into your custody...

I put in my laundry
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The laundry came out dirtier than it went in,so I put in my husband to see why that happened
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Your husband came out with divorce papers in hand...on the plus side, he is now an amazing contortionist. (David Letterman wants to buy his story)

I put a box of chocolate covered cherries into "The Incredible Vending Machine".
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You put in a box of chocolates and got a politician looking for votes. I put in an empty police car.
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Out jumps an officer to arrest you for stealing the police car...

I insert $20
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Old 12-05-2006
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you get an all expense paid trip to the land of miss-fit toys. i will put in a may 1997 issue of martha stewart living. ( the one with the growing euphorbias article )
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you receive a free subscription to an anti martha stewart website or your choice...

I insert the dead pigeon that flew into the office window across the street...
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You insert the dead pigeon and get a bucket of KFC's finest. I insert a diamond ring .
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mmmmmmm...squab. you recieve a well balanced diet. ill put in a badger and let me tell you im glad to see it go.
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You get a bite in the arse as you walk away (from the badger, hes mad as hell...)

I put in a yellow 4 sided dice. (die)

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the machine eats the KFP rolls the die accepts the ring and throws a party..... there. now i will throw in a potato stamp of a sock.
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Out comes a real sock full of coal, and a note saying "you've been a baaaad boy! "...I put in a glass of rum and egg nog topped with whipped cream...
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