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Old 12-05-2006
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you wake up in PEI fighting over ann of green gables with a potatoe farmer with 3 teeth swinging a pitchfork at you.
I put in a micheal jackson zipper jacket
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Old 12-05-2006
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out comes a can of Michael's famous "pop" , a monkey and a hyperbolic chamber with Lisa Marie Presley in it...I drink the pop, cut a duet with Lisa and put the monkey back in...
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You put in a glass of rum and egg nog and out comes Santa, red faced and slurring his words.

I put in 500 spam emails regarding viagra.
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Old 12-05-2006
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Oops out of context,
You put the monkey back in and out comes a Dorthy from the wizard of oz, holding a pair of monkey wings.

I take the wings and put them back in.
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Old 12-05-2006
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Shame on you out came Santa drunk ; so i but in a pot of hot coffee to sober up his elves(they got into the eggnog too lol)
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Old 12-05-2006
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Out comes a flying blue "spam man" clicking his heels and saying ,repeatingly,.."theres no place like home" and chasing all the birds...

I take a deep breath and put in an old April Wine 8-track.
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You receive a new converable car, where the radio only plays that track...

I put in my old baseball cap...
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Out pops Babe Ruth mumbling something about a candy bar and not getting royalties...

I slowly feed in 25 strands of overcooked spaggetti....
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you receive 26 strands of overcooked spaggetti in return...

I insert an old flat tire.
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Old 12-05-2006
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Out comes $250,000 in....rubber toonies.

I put in a 1960 JFK political speech...
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you receive a jfk documentary, and get your name put on the watch list...

I insert the licence plate off of a fire truck
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From the shuddering bowels of the great vending machine comes a prisoner from a USA prison with 500 license plates...

I put in a pink slip for a 1968 Camero
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Out comes the camero with two drug dealers inside. I put them back into the machine with a note for their mothers.
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Out comes their mothers with a bad attitude and a suitcase full of money...

I put in the mothers..keep the money
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you get a cassette titled troy craig and the dregs. ill put in my left leg and shake it all about........does that sound to hokey?
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you put in your left leg, and get a pair of shoes back. I toss in the left shoe since you wont be needing it.
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In goes the left shoe..out comes Mr Bojangles softly shuffling and crying about how after 20 years his dog up and died..

I toss in his hanky... wet with old man tears...

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You toss in a hanky wet with tears and get a long lost love letter for someone that had been lost behind a cabinet at canada post for 30 years. I toss that letter in with correct postage.
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In goes the letter..out comes a Canada Post worker who went "postal"...twiddling his thumbs and whistling a Celine Dion song...with eyes closed...

I put in his carry bag...
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You put in the Canada Post guys bag and get out cookies your grandmother sent to you in summer camp....20 years ago.

I put in a baby picture of George Bush, on a bear skin rug....
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