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puppyluv
08-04-2008, 06:51 PM
Funeral Services

As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid there.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost; and being a typical man did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late.
I saw the backhoe and the crew, who were eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.

I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of the open grave, where I saw the vault already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I poured out my heart and soul. As I preached the workers began to say Amen, Praise The Lord, and Glory. I preached and I preached like I'd never preached before from Genesis all the way to Revelations.

I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car. As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, 'I ain't never seen anything like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.'

Misty589
08-04-2008, 07:06 PM
lol

dittydottie
08-04-2008, 07:43 PM
love it lol

inuit
08-05-2008, 03:02 PM
good one lol

low
08-06-2008, 09:36 PM
Yeah :D
Good one!
'snarfle'

mizunderstood
08-11-2008, 09:27 PM
Lmbo!